hey! i'm Rachael

Mom of three. Zero chill. Too much caffeine (C4 and coffee) and a slightly unhealthy commitment to lifting heavy so I don’t lose my mind.

 

I’m also that mom — the one screaming like it’s the Olympics at every game, recital, practice, you name it.

 

And appearance-wise? I’m either fully put together or full troll — no middle ground.

 

If you like your fitness and mom-life honest, funny, no filter and a little unhinged… you’ll fit right in.